Jukebox Review

Honey and Dick are back. Dick is pissed with the show hijack on episodes 009 and 010, until he hears about the music review.

Support the bands by visiting their websites, becoming fans, buying their stuff and going to their gigs.

Honourable mentions

Punky Radio

http://www.punkyradio.com/

Dark Compass

http://www.darkcompass.com/

Timeghost

http://podcast.timesonline.co.uk/rss/timeghostmp3.rss

Featured music

The Mentalists, “Again and again”

http://www.thementalists.co.uk/

Dinosaur (ft State Shirt), “So Weird (Near mix)”

http://ccmixter.org/fortminor/files/Dinosaur/17767

Fuzz Face, “Not now, I’m in a hot tub”

http://www.garageband.com/artist/FuzzFaceUK

Ours, “Mercy”

http://ours.net/

Plank 63, “Patchwork”

http://www.myspace.com/plank63

Scarlet Blonde, “Let go”

http://www.scarletblonde.com/

Ten Story Relapse, “Hell to pay”

http://www.tenstoryrelapse.com/

 

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We hit a motherlode of good music! A lot of thanks to Magnatune for much of the stuff. There is lots to share. No time for film clips, comedy, or interruptions. We have 9 tracks to play you - all awesome. Four fresh funky instrumentals, one funky vocal, one comedic Americana, one rock and roll, one heavy metal and one hip hop masterpiece. Suck it up and remember to support to musicians by visiting their websites, becoming their fans and buying their stuff.

Let us know if you like the show this way (strip down show with just music) or whether you like the comedy, clips and dialogue. We will do it your way - opinions and votes count, use them! (email: Honey and Dick at producer@jukebox-review.com).

Featured music

Jive Ass Sleepers, “KC”

http://www.magnatune.com/artists/jiveasssleepers

Burnshee Thornside, “Chevrolet”

http://www.burnsheethornside.com

Burning Babylon, “Knives to the treble”

http://www.burningbabylon.com

Imbalance, “Like Montague and Capulet”

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Imbalance/6119698639

Zilla, “Exalted Earthworm”

http://www.magnatune.com/artists/zilla

Rocket City Riot, “All my pain”

http://rocketcityriot.com

Jive Ass Sleepers, “Average White man”

http://www.magnatune.com/artists/jiveasssleepers

Anduze, “Just feel good”

http://www.myspace.com/anduzemusic

Dan le sac vs. Scroobius Pip, “Thou shalt always kill”
http://www.myspace.com/lesacvspip

 

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Jukebox Review has been hacked by some other unknown robots. They decide to review Dido’s new album but then play some real music. A little ccMixter, a bit of pop rock and some punk noise rock to finish. Comedy interludes provided for your amusement.

Featured Music

DoKashiteru, “2025″

http://ccmixter.org/files/DoKashiteru/15738

http://www.myspace.com/dokashiteru

The Big Hurt, “Low Down Ho”

http://www.myspace.com/thebighurt

Sci Fi Lullaby, “Lazy Bones”

http://www.myspace.com/scifiguys

http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/scifi_lullaby

Butch Berry Band, “Giving it all back to you”

http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/butchberryband

Brint, “Apple Trees and Mills”

http://www.brintmusic.com

http://myspace.com/brintmusic

Pink and Brown, “Puddles of Acid Part I and II”

http://www.last.fm/music/Pink%2B%2526%2BBrown?autostart

 

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Honey and Dick are on vacation. Their slaves produce a politically inaccurate and generally offensive show saved only by the great music. President Bush makes a special appearance addressing his political genius and the Bush plan for the good ol’ U S of A.

Dishonourable mentions
President Bush and Sarah Palin

Honourable mentions

Air out my shorts
http://www.theitspot.com

Cobra Commander
http://www.cobracommander.org

Featured music

Citizens of contrary knowledge, “Lonely Hearts Society”

http://www.citizensofcontraryknowledge.com

Soulseeker, “Stompin Ground”

http://www.soulseeker.us/

Pink Steel, “We Fight For Cock!”

http://pinksteel.com/

Pistol Whipper Snapper, “Fuck you”

http://www.myspace.com/pistolwhippersnappers

Sons of Butcher, “Fuck the Shit”

http://www.sonsofbutcher.com/

Fishbone, “Let Dem Hoes Fight”

http://www.fishbone.net/

 

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Honey and Dick get down with their guitar heroes. Dick is feeling the blues. Music with interludes from comics and other podcasts. Enjoy!

Honourable mentions

Punky Radio
http://www.punkyradio.com

Total talk nonsense
http://totaltalknonsense.com

Featured music

Todd Sharpville, “Losing your memory”
http://www.toddsharpville.com/
http://www.myspace.com/toddsharpville

Josh Kirkland, “Hardtime Blues”
http://joshkirklandband.com/
http://www.garageband.com/artist/joshkirklandband
http://www.ilike.com/artist/josh+kirkland+band
http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/josh+kirkland+band

Jon Clarkson, “Toast”
http://www.leatherpistol.com/jonclarkson/mp3.html
http://www.myspace.com/jonclarkson
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jonclarkson
http://www.garageband.com/artist/jonclarkson

Paco Rivas, “Ole tu sho sho”
http://www.pacorivas.com/
http://www.myspace.com/pacorivas

Monika Herzig, “One for the box”
http://www.garageband.com/artist/MonikaHerzig
http://acmerecords.com/
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/MonikaHerzig

Alim Nastaev, “Stone Flower”
http://www.alimnastaev.com/

Comedic interludes

Brian Regan
“You Too & Stuff” (mp3)
from “Brian Regan Live”
(Uproar)

Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at Amazon
More On This Album

Lloyd Langford
http://www.myspace.com/lloydlangfordcomedian
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/lloydlangford/index.htm

 

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Honey and Dick cruise around the genresphere again from soul jazz to country music with some rock and roll thrown in. Comedians provide the musical interludes. Honey and Dick play some of the shout outs from other shows.

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

Punky!
http://www.punkyradio.com

TTN
http://www.totaltalknonsense.com

Inappropriate behaviour
http://inappropriatebehaviour.co.uk

BEDS MUSIC

General Fuzz, “Bars of parmar”

http://www.generalfuzz.net/

FEATURED MUSIC

Deep throat, “She’s got to have it”

http://www.lightintheattic.net

Deep Throat
“She’s Got To Have It” (mp3)
from “Deep Throat Anthology, Parts I & II”
(Light In The Attic)

Buy at iTunes Music Store
More On This Album

Ed Williams, “A mans gotta do” 

http://www.garageband.com/artist/edwilliams

Nicole Henry, “Waters of March”

http://www.nicolehenry.com/

Nicole Henry
“Waters of March” (mp3)
from “The Very Thought of You”
(Banister Records, Inc.)

Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at Rhapsody
Stream from Rhapsody
Buy at Napster
Buy at mTraks
More On This Album

Black sonic prophets, “Alone”
www.blacksonicprophets.com
www.myspace.com/blacksonicprophets
www.garageband.com/artist/blacksonicprophets
www.facebook.com/pages/Black-Sonic-Prophets/39265574288
cd / mp3 sales: http://cdbaby.com/cd/blacksp2

Sudden Death, Reign of Error
http://suddendeath.org/

Sudden death iTunes launcher

COMEDY INTERLUDES

Tamayo Otsuki, “Japanese Businessman”
Tamayo Otsuki
“Japanese Businessman” (mp3)
from “20th Birthday of the Comedy Store”
(Uproar)

Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at Rhapsody
Stream from Rhapsody
Buy at Napster
Buy at Puretracks
Buy at mTraks
More On This Album

John Pinette, “The Herbalist & the Blocked Colon”
John Pinette
“The Herbalist and the Blocked Colon” (mp3)
from “Making Lite Of Myself”
(Uproar)

Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at eMusic
Buy at Rhapsody
Stream from Rhapsody
Buy at Napster
Buy at Puretracks
Buy at Amazon
Buy at GroupieTunes
Buy at mTraks
More On This Album

 

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Honey and Dick bring you the “Dance and club mix” episode and also give you a taste of their world in the future. Dick tries to explain the “data time portal”. Dick and Honey bring Andrew, their human pet, bred in the science lab, to meet Professor Yaffle. Comments from myspace and podcast alley get read out. Please keep voting for us. More votes, means more listeners for the musicians and artists that we feature. Plus it helps our weak little robotic egos.

Honourable mentions

Cyberpunk Radio, Mental Escher, DJ Def Wheezer

http://www.mental-escher.net/ 

http://www.mental-escher.net/cyberpunkradio/index.html 

Featured music

Winston and Yoddy, “Free-quency”
http://www.myspace.com/winstonandyoddy 
http://www.garageband.com/artist/winstonandyoddy 

http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/winstonandyoddy 

Toby Emerson, “Can you feel the music”

http://www.ilike.com/artist/Toby+Emerson 

http://www.garageband.com/artist/TobyEmerson 

http://www.myspace.com/tobyemersonmusic 

Henry Homesweet, “Tragic but magic”

http://www.myspace.com/henryhomesweet

http://www.purevolume.com/henryhomesweet

Discorockers, “yummy tummy”
http://www.discorockers.com 
http://www.myspace.com/discorockers 

Incoherent Mumble Train, “February (Mumblemix)”

http://ccmixter.org/people/Incoherent_Mumble_Train/profile 

http://www.reverbnation.com/incoherentmumbletrain 

http://ccmixter.org/files/Incoherent_Mumble_Train/9209

Duckett, “This is our music (Thruewiddit mix)”
http://ccmixter.org/people/duckett/profile 
http://ccmixter.org/files/duckett/15556

 

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Honey and Dick play funk and soul grooves to make you shake your booty. Humans become friends on Facebook and myspace. Dick watched Wall-E. Dick admits to stalking women on Facebook and flipping a bot-cake. Professor Yaffle makes an appearance and almost catches Honey and Dick in the act.

Honourable mention
The wonderful Haggis Vitae - art, stories and poems
www.myspace.com/haggisvitae
HaggisVitae.etsy.com

Not so honourable mention
Winter Mute and his ”drunken thoughts”
drunkandoffensive.com

Beds music
Funk Dub Division, ”Crazy”
www.funkdubdivision.com
www.myspace.com/funkdubdivision
www.ilike.com/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
www.garageband.com/artist/funkdubdivsion

Filthy Six, ”Lick du jour”
www.myspace.com/thefilthysix

Featured tracks

Beau Hall, ”Super Hot Lady Cop”
www.beaurocks.com
www.myspace.com/beauhall
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Beau+Hall
www.garageband.com/artist/beauhall

TMR Soul, ”Get with it”
www.ilike.com/artist/TMR+SOUL
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/TMR+SOUL

Funk Dub Division, ”Green Money”
www.funkdubdivision.com
www.myspace.com/funkdubdivision
www.ilike.com/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
www.garageband.com/artist/funkdubdivsion

Cock Eyed Junior, ”Get away”

http://www.garageband.com/artist/cockeyedjunior

http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/cockeyedjunior

Mowatt, ”Soul of my heart”

http://www.ilike.com/artist/mowatt

http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/mowatt

http://www.myspace.com/104161204

Filthy Six, ”Lick du jour”
www.myspace.com/thefilthysix

 

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Honey and Dick bring you the “popular beat combo” episode - tunes from the independent music scene, mixed up with some comedy clips and stupid robot banter. Honey’s bolts tingle to Paco Rivas. Dick reminds you of some of the worst the music industry has force fed us  - Cliff Richard at Christmas. Dick fantasizes about Honey and Cliff Richard. Honey relates to human women. Dick hits on a chinese forum member. Honey and Dick complain about their European human slaves and vow to get some asians in. Honey wonders what it would be like to have a baby.

We would like you to tell your friends about us. We like humans listening to our show.

Honourable mentions

Jason and Kelli on the Nobodies podcast

www.nobodiespodcast.com

Beds music

Paco Rivas
www.pacorivas.com
www.myspace.com/pacorivas
www.unsigned.com/pacorivas

Featured tunes
Rantings of Eva, ”Infrared” 
www.rantingsofeva.com
www.myspace.com/rantingsofeva

Mutlu, ”Livin it” 
music.podshow.com 
www.myspace.com/mutlusounds

Spring Clock Wonder, ”To take effect” 
www.springclockwonder.com
www.myspace.com/springclockwonder
music.podshow.com 
Also on iTunes and CDbaby.com 

The Allstarz, ”Breakdown” 
www.unsignedbandweb.com 
www.myspace.com/theallstarz 
www.purevolume.com/theallstarz

Ashley Slater, ”Private Sunshine” 
www.ashleyslater.com 
www.myspace.com/biglounger 
New album on itunes ”cellophane” 
As a side note, ”Freakpower” are back on the road

 

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Honey and Dick return for the heavy metal, rock, punk “mash up” episode littered with clips from your favourite films and useless robot banter. Holotype from episode 001 provide the beds music for this neck breaking head banging mix. Turn it up loud and annoy everyone. Dick gets grumpy about Paris Hilton playing her crappy music. The legendary “Tetanus” clip from Total Talk Nonsense cheers him up. No winners for the quiz yet, so its repeated for your pleasure. Dick calls humans racist and accuses London criminals of being lazy. Tony of Punky! sends in a correction about Bill Hicks. If you liked it, please leave a comment on our iTunes page and, if you can be bothered, vote at podcast alley. 

Stonedrive, “Breathe”

www.garageband.com  

www.stonedrive.eu

www.myspace.com/stonedrive

Xerosun, “Broken”

Alcohol, “Dead & Gone” (upcoming album “Faster Is Better”) 

www.myspace.com/alcohol

www.alcoholrock.com  

Podcast available at alcoholcast.btpodshow.com

 

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